i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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