Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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