3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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