Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
When did angry sex become our thing?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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