Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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