So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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