is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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