none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She said her name was "party"
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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