Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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