Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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