I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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