Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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