I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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