But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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