She's JV to your varsity
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
