I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
being pregnant is like rehab
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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