At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it glows. i had to have it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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