I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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