return my video game
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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