Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
This house was built for laser tag.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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