After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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