Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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