i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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