I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
