That's intense
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You're a waste of cheezeits
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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