Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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