yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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