Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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