So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
