Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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