Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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