honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
