Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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