But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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