people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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