you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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