So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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