You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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