actually, I'm a sock model
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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