i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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