well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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