so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
