I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm really busy with my period
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