Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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