I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I love you.
Bad choice
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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