i think i have herpe
just one?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
only if we run a train.
done.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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