I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Can I color on your dick again?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
