Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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