its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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