well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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